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    Re: Covid-19

    http://www.breakingburgh.com/psychol...ancing-easier/

    Psychologists Recommend Imagining Everyone Is Mitch McConnell To Make Social Distancing Easier

    As the American public struggles to implement social distancing recommendations that run counter to the human instinct to commune with others, psychologists are coming up with ways to make it easier to carry out.

    “Imagining that everyone else is Mitch McConnell can be very helpful.”

    Researchers say that doing appears to work so well because it operates to facilitate distancing on both a conscious and subconscious level.

    “Though we are not aware of it, our subconsious pathways are always working to make us avoid dangerous and unpleasant things, like a poisonous fungus or US Senator.”

    By looking at a social gathering and imagining it is a convention of Mitch McConnell clones, they say even the most gregarious person will immediately want to self-isolate. Should anyone find that it not working well enough, they say there are plenty of alternatives.

    “There’s also Kellyanne Conway, or Rush Limbaugh. Just keep trying until you find the disgusting person who works for you.”
    John, please confirm.

    (And ignore the numerous errors in the article. :lol
    "Our work continues, the fight goes on, and the big dreams never die." -- Elizabeth Warren

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      Re: Covid-19

      Originally posted by jlw1980 View Post
      http://www.breakingburgh.com/psychol...ancing-easier/

      Psychologists Recommend Imagining Everyone Is Mitch McConnell To Make Social Distancing Easier



      John, please confirm.

      (And ignore the numerous errors in the article. :lol
      I see no errors.
      Russian warship, go **** yourself

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        Re: Covid-19

        https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists...ampaign=buffer

        Baptists Delighted As Everyone Finally Dancing Six Feet Apart

        U.S.—Baptists across the nation announced they were delighted as everyone is finally practicing the proper, God-ordained distance of six feet for dancing.

        Christians of the Baptist persuasion were overjoyed to see videos of social distance dancing and social distance block parties where people kept at least six feet away from each other the entire time.

        "While we would prefer people don't dance at all, we're just glad they're finally leaving room for Jesus," said Pastor Gabe Manson of Arkansas. "Whether you're dabbing, flossing, or doing any other form of Satanic gyrating, remember to stay six feet away. Not because of the coronavirus or anything, but to make sure you don't infect the other people with your sin."

        Over 100,000 Baptists have even signed a petition to make the six-foot guidelines permanent. "We need to return this nation to the Christian land it once was," said Pastor Chuck Spalding of Alabama. "I see no better way to do that than to pass laws requiring everyone to stay six feet apart while socializing, dancing, or even making love."
        I'm dying. :lol:
        "Our work continues, the fight goes on, and the big dreams never die." -- Elizabeth Warren

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          Re: Covid-19



          "Nothing good happens going outside". I've been saying that for years.
          You wanna know what? You gotta problem with Luis Cessa, you gotta problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate

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            Re: Covid-19

            A sailor from the USS Theodore Roosevelt has died of COVID-19.

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              Bleacher Report@BleacherReport
              Timberwolves announce Karl-Anthony Towns’ mom, Jacqueline, has died due to complications from the coronavirus
              I know we were talking about her somewhere. Sad.

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                Re: Covid-19

                Originally posted by RYMASTER or Ryan_Yankees View Post
                A sailor from the USS Theodore Roosevelt has died of COVID-19.
                It’s almost like the Captain warned about just such a probable occurrence.
                Baseball is life;
                the rest is just details.

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                  Re: Covid-19

                  21 NYC public school teachers dead of COVID-19

                  https://abcnews.go.com/US/coronaviru...ry?id=70114771

                  This is devastating.
                  "Our work continues, the fight goes on, and the big dreams never die." -- Elizabeth Warren

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                    Re: Covid-19

                    Even during a pandemic, we are a garbage country.

                    https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1249840036373094400
                    A Black doctor in Miami who has been testing the homeless for COVID-19 was detained outside his home while he was unloading his van.

                    Police say they thought he was illegally offloading trash.

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                      Re: Covid-19

                      https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/statu...356088832?s=21

                      Harvard study says prolonged or intermittent social distancing may be needed into 2022.

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                        Re: Covid-19

                        Originally posted by RhodyYanksFan View Post
                        Even during a pandemic, we are a garbage country.

                        https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/1249840036373094400
                        WTF?!
                        "Our work continues, the fight goes on, and the big dreams never die." -- Elizabeth Warren

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                          Re: Covid-19

                          Significant mutation in coronavirus threatens possibility of a vaccine:
                          https://www.sciencetimes.com/article...evelopment.htm

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                            https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/statu...305362944?s=20
                            Kellyanne Conway: "This is COVID-19, not COVID-1 folks, and so you would think the people in charge of the World Health Organization, facts and figures, would be on top of that."

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                              Re: Covid-19

                              Eh. She knows who she's playing to and why. It deserves zero attention.

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                                Re: Covid-19

                                Originally posted by Texsahara View Post
                                Eh. She knows who she's playing to and why. It deserves zero attention.
                                Everything she says deserves zero attention.
                                "Our work continues, the fight goes on, and the big dreams never die." -- Elizabeth Warren

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